The Luxury Podcast
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William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life. Get in touch with William and Jonathan at postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life. Get in touch with William and Jonathan at postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk or join the Luxury Private Members' Club at https://www.patreon.com/cw/luxurypodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Colds and Flus
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The boys are jabbed up and sick of people sniffing, so we thought it was only right to discuss COLDS & FLUS! Jonathan and William discuss whether they're good nurses, whether you should use a hanky, and how many times you should bless an incessant sneezer! In a couple of weeks, we're off on tour! We've still got a few tickets to our London show, so head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys had a right knees up at the second intergenerational, but did Jonathan's deliver with his picanhas? William and JVS also talk about what they'd stock up on if emergency called and Jonathan reveals how he survived Hurricane Irma! In a couple of weeks, we're off on tour! We've still got a few tickets to our London show, so head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cuddly toys, tucked vs untucked sheets, washing temperatures - the boys dive into everything related to Bedding in today's episode! In just under a month - we're off on tour! We've still got a few tickets to our London show, so head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
JVS and William are planning for the upcoming second intergenerational, but will Barb be able to deliver her baps? The boys also chat about their Luxury Live outfits, forging signatures, and whether there will be a Frigiliana 2.0 trip?! In just under a month - we're off on tour! We've still got a few tickets to our London show, so head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's that time of year ago! Have William and Jonathan's views changed this halloween? Well, we've got them in spooky outfits - that's a start! William's off to his first halloween party, and JVS has his outfit prepared if he were to attend one. The boys also chat about trick-or-treating, the Traitors, plastic tat, and attending your own funeral. In just under a month - we're off on tour! We've still got a few tickets to our London show, so head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's flu season, and Jonathan is booked in with his local supermarket (Asda) to jab up! Despite the cold however, William is still waiting on his aircon unit! The boys also discuss their outfits for Luxury Live, sympathies for the menopausal, and how Jonathan's recently been elbow deep in Mr.Seal... We've still got a few tickets to our upcoming live show in London! Head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan and William share their deepest, darkest fears in today's episode! From dodging rodents and sharks, to overcoming the urge to jump off a New York skyscraper, the boys cover it all. PLUS, it's been a year since they discussed pet peeves - have JVS and William picked up any new ones? We've still got a few tickets to our upcoming live show in London! Head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys revisit their chaotic trip to Frig, where William was feeling VERY relaxed! Jonathan also recounts the horror of being seated next to a stinky nappy on the flight home. Plus, they debate whether dresses are suitable beach attire and discuss a rather messy incident involving leaky Spanish cleaning products. And guess what? The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to luxurypodcast.co.uk now for all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can William convince Jonathan of the joys of Autumn? Or will JVS's hatred of crunchy leaves turn William off the season? In today's Autumn episode, the boys chat about seasonal telly, autumnal dishes, and William's penetrating spray tan! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan and William join you from the infamous yacht, but it's not quite what the boys had in mind! Pam from the pool is with them, enjoying her carton of rosé, whilst the boys try and keep their lunch down. Head over to our Patreon so you can watch JVS and William as they bounce about the boat, narrowly avoiding buoys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys are in Frig! After months of excitement, Jonathan and William are joining you from the pool. In their first Frigiliana episode, the boys are chatting about AIRPORTS! Getting pulled aside by security, spritzing in duty free, luxury lounges - JVS and William cover it all. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The time is nearly here, Jonathan and William are off to Frigiliana! Jonathan's packed, all he needs to do is whip out the rainbow straps, whereas William is playing it cool and saving all the excitement until the last minute. The boys also chat about Jonathan's homemade spritz, Silicone Shaun's continental assistant, and washing etiquette. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Schedules / Calendars are the topic of discussion today! Jonathan and William chat about where's best to hang a physical calendar, how to get out of plans, missing your own operations, and whose birthdays have made it on their phone calendars. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It was a very late night at William's recent soiree, resulting in a wine spillage on the viral floral sofa! The boys also talk about attractive uniforms, 'sten' dos, and a late night McDonald's delivery! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How on earth did Jonathan and William only just discover that they studied the same course at university?! The boys also discuss joining clubs, outfit choices, getting into mischief, and loads more on today's 'University' episode. And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jonathan are taking his radio girls out on the town this week, but whatever will they wear? The boys also chat about beef curtains, luxury university accomodations, and Jonathan's new pink manly polo! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As you all loved our Potatoes episode, William and Jonathan are discussing BREAD today! Big loafs, garlic bread, fish finger sandwiches, freezing bread...as you can see, nothing is off limits! And did you know that The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Luxury Podcast has had a bit of a makeover, but fear not, William and Jonathan are here to walk you through the changes! The boys also chat about William's recent birthday, Jonathan's drunken phone call, and a dinner party toilet disaster. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As children head back to school, William treats us to a slide show of photos from his school uniform days! Whilst Jonathan discusses the upmarket and cheap blazers on offer at his school. The boys also talk about which professional uniforms exude luxury and which fail the test! Head over to our Patreon page to enjoy William's slideshow - luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To commemorate dear old Dolly Parton, Jonathan and William start with a singalong! We then hear about the boys' stinky tube ride, Jonathan's dry brine, and William quest to catch a thief! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What is the classiest type of window? (Double hung sash, of course). Are net curtains ever acceptable? And is PVC ever better than wood? Get the luxury answers to all the window-related questions you never asked for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
JVS and William are still making the most of BBQ season! They also chat about a Frigiliana proposal, a humiliating fall, and a mucky car. If you've got a questions for the lads or you have a problem that only they can solve, get in touch - postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What makes a luxury department store? Well, William and Jonathan have very different stances! Join the boys as they also discuss shoplifting, Paris, CD stores, and plenty more. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan and William are in trouble for ruining a Buckethead's sheets! Meanwhile, the boys have a biscuit delivery and JVS has created his own luxury funeral music! If you've got a questions for the lads or you have a problem that only they can solve, get in touch - postman@luxurypodcast.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and JVS design their dream dinner party in today's ep - from their ideal location, to their luxury menu, and of course - their fantasy dinner party guests! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan's dog Betty is feeling a bit sorry for herself, whereas William shows off his luxury lumpy cucumber! The lads also chat about feeling superior during short-haul flights, an x-rated video star, and being mowed down. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
X-rated photos on instagram close friends, William's diva messages to Jonathan on Twitter, and rotents popping up on your algorithm, are just some of the topics the boys are chatting about on today's Social Media episode! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan's bought an array of new manly polos, but will he gain William's approval? In other news, William has been sun-bleaching his shirts following a floral mess. The lads also chat about puppy behaviour and luxury desserts. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss the nation's favourite food - POTATOES. Are jacket potatoes common? Have they ever set foot in a Pie and Mash shop? And what is the most luxury form of potato? All the important questions are answered in today's episode. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys discuss the hosepipe ban, which has made Jonathan's lawn ever so thirsty! William and JVS compare their keys to see whose are the most manly, whilst also discussing crocs, nosey neighbours, and missed cues. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join Jonathan and William as they discuss 'First Jobs'. They discuss it all from selling premiere rabbits to being fired by aristocrats - all very related, of course. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan came to see William in Titanique, and though he enjoyed it, he did get a bit lost... The lads also chat about the beautiful game, new BBQs, and theatre etiquette. Have you caught our Madonna Special? It's available now on our Patreon Luxury Member's Club. Head to luxurypodcast.co.uk to sign up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss LUGGAGE. We hear about Jonathan's airport backpack and William new luxury cases, as well as rainbow straps, luggage tags, and PVC covers. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William has some huge updates on the Frig trip, whilst Jonathan reveals he's going Kamado! The boys also chat about whether cappuccinos are common, superior CCTV systems, and car washes. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss what a luxury afterlife looks like. The boys discuss ghosts, haunting, oujia boards, and the luxury animal they'd like to be reincarnated into! William has found the answer to living a luxury life thanks to @whogivesacraptp Bamboo Toilet Paper - turns out your loo roll really can do great things. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan's back from Frig and has made some holiday friends, but will he be introducing them to William on their upcoming trip? The boys also chat about sun beds, pedalos, luxury leaders, and being mowed down! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We all know by now that Jonathan has been enjoying his luxury air conditioning unit, but how has William been escaping the heat? In this episode all about the weather, the boys also chat about seasonal accessories, scents, umbrella mishaps, and plenty more! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan's been watching Rivals and he's got a lot to say about it! William tries to sort out his accomodation for the upcoming tumultuous Frig trip. PLUS, the boys answer your correspondance about funerals, a stubborn mother-in-law, and present etiquette. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
If the world was to end tomorrow, how would you make your final day luxury? Well, Jonathan and William are here to guide you through the Apocalypse! Whether its zombies or nuclear, the boys are fully equipped. The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jonathan chat about luxury grey hair, a deceitful mirror, hostel horrors, and we've got a special guest...Producer Oli has decided to pop by and catch us up on life down under! The Luxury Podcast is going on tour! Head over to the luxurypodcast.co.uk now for more information! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jonathan are talking about something suitably manly today - DIY! Can Jonathan handle a drill? Does William only hire gay handymen? And do they even know what DIY is? Find out today! We also announce some VERY exciting news! You might want to sign up to our Member's Club for this one: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan and William catch you all up on what went down at the Intergenerational BBQ! The boys also discuss Jonathan's thick decadent blood, how to add a touch of luxury to a children's classroom, and tease a bit of upcoming news... You can join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jonathan join us today from the comforts of their homes, so what better to talk about than Homes themselves. Wall colours, room scents, air conditioning - the boys cover it all. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan and William are joined by possibly the most famous voice in television as we've got the fabulous Alan Dedicoat on the podcast! Alan is here to chat about life with a luxury voice, Strictly Come Dancing, dinner with Terry Wogan, and that's just the start of it! We'll be continuing our conversation with Alan on an upcoming Patreon video. You can join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss Birthdays! Is it common to make a big deal of your birthday? Do the boys enjoy a funny card? And what do you do if somebody makes a big song and dance of your big day only for it to be a month early? William and Jonathan unpack it all today. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jonathan's got some big news which he can't wait to share with William! The boys also discuss the upcoming intergenerational BBQ, keeping cool during a heatwave, and the most unluxury things the two of them have ever done. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today, William and Jonathan tackle the age old question of who would play them in a movie of the Luxury Podcast! Whilst discussing CINEMAS, the boys also reveal which films made them weep and which made the nod off, as well as how to deal with noisy cinema-goers! Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William's been hard at work rehearsing for Titanique, whilst Jonathan is here to clear up the upcoming Frigiliana holiday confusion (with varying levels of success). The boys also discuss the most luxury areas of London, William's BBQ, and whether or not Jonathan is indeed a pimp? Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today, William and Jonathan will be tackling Stains! They've discussed their favourite cleaning products in previous episodes, but do they actually get out those nasty stains? Does pouring white wine onto a red wine stain actually work? And just how does JVS transport stain removal products from Spain to UK. Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the collaboration you've all been waiting for! Today, the boys are joined by William's other podcast husband - Jordan North! Jonathan and William decipher whether or not Jordan passes the luxury test, whilst Jordan enlists Jonathan to tend to some Sexted dilemmas. Does Jordan have a luxury bladder? Does Jonathan enjoy a picky tea? And who is William's favoured co-host? Listen now to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.